Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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