I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Holy shit dude........stairs
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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