I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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