We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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