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Nicole vs. Life
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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