Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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