I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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