we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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