turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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