I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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