Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My ass is underappreciated
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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