Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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