This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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