So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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