She is in my trunk
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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