i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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