Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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