So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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