Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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