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areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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