did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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