he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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