I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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