Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My feet surprised me
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