Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize