whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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