i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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