And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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