so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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