I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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