that's an acceptable place to lick
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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