Its about making memories worth repressing
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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