how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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