Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life