No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.