so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.