You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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