Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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