i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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