Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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