The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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