I'll bet she douches with gravy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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