Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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