Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
North Korea, Best Korea!
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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