More tranny stories later!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
only if we run a train.
done.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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