would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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