I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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