It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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