yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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