I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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