please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
did i just pee glitter
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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