Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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