it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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