my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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