So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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